Monday, December 10, 2012

Its not Like I Want All the Coke in China...

by Steve Reiss (Dalmdad Landscape Photography - www.dalmdad.com and https://www.facebook.com/Dalmdad.)

Longhua, Shenzhen, PRC:  The first thing I do when I get to my hotel in China is find a store where I can hoard some Coca-Cola.  This is a critical for me since I do not drink tea, good coffee can be hard to find, and bottled water is...well, just water.

The Real Thing - Chinese Style!
Typically, after eating lunch each day, on the walk back to the office, I would purchase my afternoon Coke.  Its hard for people that have never been to Longhua to visualize, but our campus is so large, there are portable grocery stores at strategic corners around the campus.  The stores are "portable" in the sense that they are tents, but they are fully equipped with refrigerators, freezers, and sell everything one would need to survive a boring Longhua afternoon.

So, for the first couple of days, Sara and Eagle would wait for me while I went in to buy my Coke.  Each day there was a full supply in the reefer.  I dropped down my 3 RMB (US$0.50) on the counter for my 600 ml bottle and it was back to work we went.

Suddenly, one day, I went in to the store and there was not one Coke.  I started to freak out.  How can there be not one Coke?  As I said, every day the reefer was completely packed.  Where in one afternoon did all those Coke's go?  Eagle and Sara ran some Mandarin interference for me and were told that the store near the main entrance to campus probably had some Cokes.  So, off we walked.

The main entrance to the campus is an incredibly busy spot.  Buses, bikes, cars, taxis, rickshaws, pedestrians, mongrel dogs...if it can move, it will be kicking up dirt and dust in this area.  Also, street vendors selling everything from bootleg DVDs to "Pineapples on a Stick" line the street.

I made it over to store, walked towards the reefers in the back and...again...there was not one Coke!  Where did all the Coke's go in one night?  Was there some rave I missed?  Geeze, it was a miserable afternoon!

Friday, November 16, 2012

Fun With Cow Knuckles...or, its not really worth the effort and mess....

by Steve Reiss (Dalmdad Landscape Photography - www.dalmdad.com and https://www.facebook.com/Dalmdad.)

I just posted about the corn mishap at our last team dinner in Shenzhen.  Well, there was certainly more excitement at our table than mere spilled corn juice.

Another interesting dish ordered at this meal was cow's knuckle soup.  This was the center of the dinner as it can be seen at the center of the lazy-Susan.  The broth, beef and corn flavored was more than tolerable.


However, there is more to cow knuckle soup than the broth and corn.

For the more daring, there are the knuckles themselves.

First, you put on a plastic glove and pick a knuckle out of the broth.

Then, you grab a small straw and insert it into the bone marrow of the femoral condyle.

Then, you suck away.  The marrow has a very bland taste making the whole project not really worth the effort.  However, you can now go your whole life telling everyone you sucked the marrow out of a cow's upper knee joint.  Maybe, if you are in a Chinatown somewhere, that will get you action with the ladies.


Cow femoral condyle with plastic bag/glove to the left

Cow femoral condyle - detail

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Don't Spill Your Corn - Ooops, I already did!

by Steve Reiss (Dalmdad Landscape Photography - www.dalmdad.com and https://www.facebook.com/Dalmdad.)

March 30, 2012: Longhua, Shenzhen, PRC

It's not often that you hear "drink your corn".  Well, maybe if you are in China you will hear it a little more often.

At our final team dinner before I left SZ, I just told the team to order whatever they wanted.

The Team: Loacky, Jade, Duma, Yuma, Donna, Me, and Jay (tallest dude in SZ)
Along with all the entree's, they ordered corn milk.  I'm probably sure they asked me if I wanted it and I probably responded with one of those "I have no clue" head nods that without fail get you into some kind of confusing situation.

You can see the corn juice in the pitcher in the image below.  However, I did have to be told what it was.  "Corn juice" is not something that immediately comes to a westerner's mind.  Touching the glass pitcher, tells you it is served warm (not hot).


Dinner at SZ with FIH Crew



 Anyway, the milk was served early in dinner.  It was thick and while I like corn, especially cream corn and corn chowder, the thickness of corn juice makes it hard to enjoy, rather than just tolerate as a good guest. The following review of corn juice is informative:

Corn juice, however, has not spread so fast as other customs. For those unaware that such a beverage even exists, here is a close-up, courtesy of a long ago post. Old-time moonshiners and lushes might protest the hijacking of their tongue-in-cheek term for Bourbon, but they would have little claim. Known to a third of the world’s consumers as yumijiang, it is a gritty yellow semi-liquid most likely inspired by the popularity of its cousin soy milk. I anxiously await the day this product appears in the drink machines of American gas stations; that will be the true sign of China’s influence in this world.
Corn juice even takes on a strange slang urban definition:
DEFINITION: A very bad smell that comes from a person who has not bathed.
EXAMPLE: Sam has not taken a bath in two weeks, she stinks like corn juice!
 Yet, Corn Juice - best easy way to lost weight

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After drinking enough to please my guests/hosts, I took it upon myself to knock over the rest of my glass of corn juice onto my jeans and shirt tails.  Did I say it was only served warm.  Lucky me.

The juice pretty much just wicked into my clothes and didn't leave a huge embarrassing stain that I would have had to deal with for the entire night.


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What is culturally interesting about the picture of the dinner table above?

There are no setting napkins at the table, as would be under western silverware. If you want napkins in a Chinese restaurant, you must ask for them. A package of tissue or a roll of toilet paper will be brought to your table. You will pay extra for this.  Therefore, most Chinese bring their own napkins out to dinner.

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Monday, October 01, 2012

Doc Needles says "No Playing in the Panda Poop For You!"

by Steve Reiss (Dalmdad Landscape Photography - www.dalmdad.com and https://www.facebook.com/Dalmdad.)


Six months after my trip to China and Taiwan, today I received the last of my Asia vaccines.  I guess I survived the trip and can safely return soon without the fear of catching some awful disease.

Eventhough my doctor gave me 10 vaccines, inoculating me from all kinds of fun things, he still put the kibosh on my "running with the pandas" in China.

While doing my pre-trip research, I thought about going to see those black and white big-headed cuties we know as pandas.  Yeah, I had seen pandas at the National Zoo when we lived in Washington, DC.

Old: Scan for film circa late 80s, early 90s.


Also, we saw a panda at the Memphis Zoo, when we lived in Memphis, just before moving to California.




I got me a big head!





But, seeing pandas actually in the wild in China sounded pretty neat-oh.  And no, I do not mean the wild of the Ocean Park Hong Kong.

I looked into going to Chengdu, which is known as the home of the giant pandas..  I found a tour where you actually go in-cage with the pandas and get to interact with them.  To do these things, not only do you have to pay the admission fee, you also get the privilege of helping clean up after the rolly-polly bundles of fun.

While I am pretty used to the whole pooper scooper, bag-over-hand or rake, crap clean up techniques, the idea of playing in panda poop (aka recycled bamboo) at least raised a red flag worthy of a second opinion.  My initial opinion was if it was not safe they would not offer it, would probably been seen as remarkably naive to most, especially with the stereotypical views most Americans have or experience on all things safety and clean in China. At times, I can be one naive attorney!

"Doc Needles" did not even pause to think about my plan when he told me this was not a good idea.  And, if I trusted him to give me over a dozen shots, I had to follow his kibosh on this.  So, I went to Wuhan with Raymond, a doctor approved trip.

As for the pandas, I still got to see some, though under less than great conditions.  All alone, I made my way across Taipei on the Metro, from my hotel to the Taipei Zoo, where it was unpleasantly overcast and raining on and off.  I made it over to the Taipie pandas, but they were behind a thick, green-tinted glass.  Not exactly a National Geographic photo opportunity, but I had to make due.

At Taipei Zoo - behind glass


Friday, September 28, 2012

Home Cooked Chinese Dinner With Friends...(Part 2 of 4)

by Steve Reiss (Dalmdad Landscape Photography - www.dalmdad.com and https://www.facebook.com/Dalmdad.)

April 1, 2012: Wuhan, China: A Chinese home kitchen is separated from the rest of the apartment by a sliding door, which is usually kept closed.  I only found this out because Sandy said her mother-in-law was making dinner, yet I couldn’t hear any stir-frying, chopping, or other kitchen noises.  Also interesting is that Chinese kitchens do not have ovens.

When dinner was called, I was surprised to see that no rice was on the table.  So, I asked Raymond about that.  Raymond translated to Sandy, who immediately asked me if I wanted rice.  I declined, but I did learn a large bowl of rice is not brought to the table.  Rather, if you want rice, you go to the kitchen and take what you want from the rice steamer, which is always full.  Kind of not what the average American would expect at a Chinese meal.

Sandy and Raymond waiting for me to sit and eat with them...Note the soy milk.




Dinner is served:

Center: Soup with spinach and boiled meatballs
Clockwise from bottom: Tofu, charred chili Peppers, pork with peppers, whole fish, long beans, eggplant, broccoli


Whole Fish




Wednesday, September 26, 2012

The Six Story Climb (or...Don't Tell Me There is no Elevator?) (Part 1 of 4)


by Steve Reiss (Dalmdad Landscape Photography - www.dalmdad.com and https://www.facebook.com/Dalmdad.)

April 1, 2012: Wuhan, China: Sandy, Raymond’s friend, met us at the corner of her street just as we got out of the cab.  The three of us small-talked while walking back to her apartment.  At least for me, it was very small small-talk since she spoke poor English and Raymond did not translate "everything" she said.  During my time in Asia, I became used to being the only person not in on the conversation, even when your name is mentioned in a rapid stream of Mandarin.

Walking through the grounds of their apartment block complex, she proudly pointed out her and her husband’s brand new car.  I did hear that the only problem was neither she nor her husband had a driver's license yet.  I did not ask how the car got there or what they planned to do with it.  I have found that unless you have a serious question that you really want or need the answer to, it often does not pay to ask.  Otherwise, by the time it becomes obvious the person you are asking the question does not understand what you are saying, the conversation usually ends with you saying "Never mind" or nodding your head "yes" while smiling.  Though I have found these are common ways to get out of conversations that are going nowhere, who knows some of the things I nodded "yes" to.

Though built in the 70's, the buildings of the apartment block...at least from the outside, looked far older.  While this is not a picture from their apartment building block, the medium-height white block towers in the foreground of the following picture are somewhat similar. 



We reached her building and somehow I heard and understood that she lived on the sixth floor.  I also heard and understood that there was no elevator.

My overall impression of the building from its outside appearance (white concrete with brown chemical pollution stains) and the fact that the building did not have an elevator left me with no idea what to expect of the inside of Sandy’s building and her apartment.  My expectations, based entirely on my observation of the outside, were extremely low, eventhough both Sandy and her husband were professionals and at least wealthy enough to afford a new car.  I also did not know what to expect from myself and whether I would make it up the six flights of stairs without embarrassing myself or passing out. 

The stairway had raw concrete floors and walls, with little interior light and two apartments on each floor.  The stairway was dreary and making me expect even less than I had been previously expecting.  Even in Bayview, the New York City public housing in which I was raised until I was 12, the stairways were painted and well lit.  Though admittedly,  the China stairs lacked the pee and pot smells common to Bayview.

I made it up to the 6th floor without losing it.  I made it even with having to carry my backpack, filled with my camera, clothes, and a “China emergency kit” (umbrella, mesquito repellant, sun-block, Cipro and hydration tabs, and hand sanitizer).  I was kinda happy about making it up the stairs without incident because every once in a while I notice that I am able to do some things I was not able to do 100 pounds ago.  Also, when I met Sandy’s elderly mother-in-law, who carries groceries and things up and down the stairs a couple of times a day, I realized it would have been absolutely humiliating to not have made it.

When Sandy opened the door to their apartment, I was happily surprised and all my original low and admittedly stereotypical expectations were wrong.  The apartment was brightly lit with freshly painted white walls, built in bookcases, and polished hardwood floors.  The bedrooms, kitchen, bathroom, and dining area were up a few small steps from the living room.

I pitied whoever it was that had to carry their huge widescreen flat panel TV up the stairs.

NEXT: A home cooked Chinese dinner at Sandy's...

Thursday, September 20, 2012

"One Country, Two Systems..." or... Why is she sitting back there all alone?

 by Steve Reiss (Dalmdad Landscape Photography - www.dalmdad.com and https://www.facebook.com/Dalmdad.)

Under the principle of "one country, two systems", Hong Kong has a different and separate political and economic system from mainland China (PRC) and these differences will continue until at least 2047 Generally, this means absolutely nothing to the average American.

However...
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March 8, 2008: Hong Kong/Shenzhen:  My job interviews in the PRC were over.  I was back in HK and set to spend a few days doing touristy things.  Today, I was scheduled to take a full day tour from Hong Kong to Guangzhou in Guangdong province, PRC.  A van picked me up at HK's Marco Polo Hotel (yes, I splurged for the Victoria Harbor view) and then others at other HK hotels in the Tsim Sha Tsui tourist area.  The tour included English speakers only.

View of Hong Kong Island across Victoria Harbor 
from upper floor room of Marco Polo Hotel (hand-held)


Our tour guide was a young HK lady and she escorted us to the high-speed ferry terminal for the ride across HK Harbor to Shekou in Shenzhen.  During the ferry ride, she gave us each a PRC one day tourist visa to allow us entrance into the PRC for the tour.

We all got on the same line at customs in Shenzhen, and almost everyone went through without a hitch.  Of course, I had the hitch.  The PRC custom agent checked my passport and day visa and then looked-up, saying something in Mandarin to our HK tour guide.

She came over to me and said "You have a multiple entry/exit visa."  Multiple visit visas take precedence over the tourist day visa and so I was on the wrong line.  Embarrased for slowing down my tourmates, I got on the other line (there really was no other line; just a guard standing there by his podium) and had my passport instantly stamped as I was allowed entry back into the PRC.

After exiting the customs building and ferry terminal we were introduced to our new tour guide, who explained why we now had a new tour guide even when we had a perfectly fine old tourguide.

Our Hong Kong guide was not allowed to work in the PRC, so she was replaced with an official (government issued) PRC tour guide.  The HK tour guide had to pretty much sit in the back of the tour van the entire day and say nothing.  I cannot absolutely recall, but I seem to remember that she was not even allowed to have lunch with us.

The difference between the two tour guides could not have been any more obvious.  The HK guide spoke a much smoother and natural English.  The PRC guide, though speaking an entirely understandable English,  was rigid and reading from a memorized script.
Official PRC-issued tour guide
For the drive from Shenzhen to Gaungzhou, the tour van took the new modern toll highway.  While it was a modern highway, bicyclists and wheel barrow pushers still used the shoulders.

At the end of the day, when the Guangzhou tour was over, it was time to return to HK.  We were told that we would be taking the Guangdong Through Train from Guangzhou East rail station directly back to HK.  The PRC tourguide kept repeating how lucky we were to be taking the train.  She went on about how her and and the van driver not only had to drive back to Shenzhen, they were not allowed to take the modern highway, due to the toll costs.  They were forced to take the "Old Canton Road" ("Canton" being the old name for Guangzhou), which would be a substantially longer and more uncomfortable trip.




New toll plaza on Shenzhen-Guangzhou Highway (National Freeway 106)


Wishbone-style Bridge

Shenzhen-Guangzhou Highway (National Freeway 106)

Thursday, September 06, 2012

That is in Shenzhen? Uh...Yeah.

by Steve Reiss (Dalmdad Landscape Photography - www.dalmdad.com and https://www.facebook.com/Dalmdad.)

On my first trip to China (March 2008), after officially visiting Longhua and Shenzhen for my interviews, I took a few days vacation to explore nearby mainland China and Hong Kong.  After all, it was not like I was having to take time off from work; I was out of work.

One tour I took was from Hong Kong to Guangzhou, China (more of this in a later post).  The tour started with a 50 minute high-speed ferry ride from Kowloon in Hong Kong to Shenzhen Harbor (Shekou), where the tour unfortunately moved on to a short tea samplingIn Shekou, a largely  expatriate area, there is a large French cruise liner cemented into the ground called "Sea World".

In a park at Shekou Harbor, is this huge statue. My pictures do not accurately reflect the statue's grand scale, so try looking at this one.





Remarkably, no one in Shenzhen or Longua, China that I showed these pictures to had ever seen the statue, no less know the statue was in Shenzhen.  Many commented that the women of the statue did not look "Asian".

Turns out the statue is of the creation godess Nüwa.  While many different legends are attached to Nüwa, this statue depicts her role in the upkeep and maintenance of the Wall of Heaven, which if collapsed, would obliterate everything. The statue shows her lifting the stone to fix a hole in the sky.

I especially like the three short lightning rods on the top of the stone Nuwa is lifting (see first picture).


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About a year ago, we were asked by, and granted permission to, a 14 year-old girl from Italy writing a book about legendary women of Ancient China to use the picture.  I am trying to find out whether that project actually went anywhere.

Monday, August 27, 2012

Longhua and The International Symbol for ...

by Steve Reiss (Dalmdad Landscape Photography - www.dalmdad.com and https://www.facebook.com/Dalmdad.)

As I boasted in a prior post, I am a "cultured man of the world."  Heck, when you have experienced sitting in your car at a red light in NYC, and watched someone crossing the street who's pants were so shredded up that his butt was totally exposed, it takes a lot to shock you. My bus ride in Wuhan was not as much shocking, as it was horrifying.  The swastikas in Taipei were briefly shocking as is the following event I will soon describe.

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March 27, 2012: Longhua, China.  After a week in Taipai, it was time to go to our main office in Longhua, mainland China.

Longhua is a "suburb" of Shenzhen (pronounced Shen-jen).  Shenzhen is a fairly new city located just to the south of Hong Kong.  Shenzhen had a population of 352k in 1982.  Today, it has a metro population of over 10 million, from which about 60% are migrant workers that leave the city for their small villages and other cities on weekends and holidays.  The area is a ghost-town during the Chinese New Year Festivities.  Shenzhen's growth (besides for foreigners) is due to the influx of people from all over China.  As most of these newcomers speak Mandarin, there is a modern pressure on historically Cantonese-speaking Guandong province, where Shenzhen is located, and Guandong's largest city, Guangzhou (formerly Canton and population almost 13 million) to swtich to Mandarin as their first language.

While Shenzhen at least tries to be a cultural center of south-central China and has downtown restaurants offering such authentic western classics as real brick oven pizza and Irish bangers and mash, Longhua is often disparagingly referred to as "a backwater town" despite its large population and extensive industry.  Longhua certainly has a wild-west (east?) air to it.

In Longhua (as in much of China), most drivers are new to "driving".  These new drivers don't seem to believe that the pedestrian is always right, are willing to make left turns from far right lanes, and will certainly scare the bejesus out of you whether a passenger or pedestrian.  I also get the impression that bus drivers feel the roads are almost exclusively their property.  Longhua is also known for its heavy industrial pollution.  While Longhua is not quite a company town, if you are at restaurants or stores and mention you work for Foxconn, you will often get a discount.  It was in Longhua that I tried goat, which I now have little recollection of, and was going to try turtle, but they were out of turtle that night. 

Longhua is where most Iphones come from.

Longhua is also known for its rumors of terrible crime.  There are stories of fake buses which pick people up at normal bus stops and then just go off to someplace where all the passengers are robbed.  There are also stories of knife attacks to cut-off arms from which bags are hung.  Cab drivers are usually in a caged off area from the passenger and rear seats.

The Treasure Hotel is where we are put up when we visit Longhua.


Treasure Hotel, Longhua, China


 
View from the hotel entrance of the lightrail station to Shenzhen

When I was there, they had a very young bellman/doorman to help you with your bags.  He wore a uniform out of an earlier era, with the round box-type hat.  If this would have been NY or LA, you would have thought the uniform very corny, if not ridiculous.

Against Longhua's terrible reputation for crime that I mentioned above, the hotel's internal security was quite sophisticated.  Not only did you need your key card to unlock the elevator to take you to your floor, you could only go to your floor.  So, if you were on one floor and a friend on another, you would have to meet the friend in the lobby or arrange some other common meeting place to get to their room.  Furthermore, uniformed guards roam the street and parking areas near the hotel.
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Anyway and for the punchline to this story, the bellboy carried up my bag and brought it into my room.  Since you do not tip and I could not speak with the guy due to language, I just stared out the window while I expected him to walk out.  However, he seemed to be trying to say something, so I looked at him.  It was at this time that I saw something I have never seen anywhere in the world, including prostitution-crazy Amsterdam.

With a young giggly-nervous laugh, he made a circle with the fingers on one hand and then put his pointer finger from his other hand through the tight circle.  It took me a few moments, but I realized he was asking me if I wanted a prostitute (hopefully that was a symbol for female prostitute).  His signal was not as blatant and obvious as this one.  I said no, without even thinking if I actually wanted one.  I was just in complete shock and regret I will never have any grand-sons to tell that story.  

Sara, my translator and assistant, did not get such an offer from the bellboy.

Sunday, August 26, 2012

Splitting our Blog

by Steve Reiss (Dalmdad Landscape Photography - www.dalmdad.com and https://www.facebook.com/Dalmdad.)

After reading Guy Delisle's Shenzhen: A travelogue from China, a graphic novel describing that author's experiences in Shenzhen and beyond, I decided to split my blog into two blogs so that I more widely discuss both local and foreign travels.


There is now:

Dalmdad's Experiences in China and Taiwan

and

Dalmdad's Photo and Travel Blog


We hope you continue to enjoy our writings...


Steve.

Sunday, August 12, 2012

Along the Coast of...

by Steve Reiss (Dalmdad Landscape Photography - www.dalmdad.com and https://www.facebook.com/Dalmdad.)

March 9, 2008:  California's "Lost Coast" or Big Sur?  Sure looks similar...





Nah, despite the non-Asian walking along the beach, this was in Hong Kong.  Hong Kong?  Yes, the Hong Kong that is the fourth most crowded place on Earth.  Guess it wasn't a big beach day.


"No Smoking" sign in Cantonese and grammatically strange English (chinglish).  Remember, HK does not speak Mandarin.

Jews Visiting China Be Aware (not beware)...

by Steve Reiss (Dalmdad Landscape Photography - www.dalmdad.com and https://www.facebook.com/Dalmdad.)

Continuing with the Asian Leg of the "Shock Steve Tour -2012", I was walking around Taipei when I came across these Jew-jaw-cringing art works at two different Buddhist temples.  I knew that pre-Nazi era, swastikas where not associated with anything bad; rather, they were used worldwide and was regarded as a symbol of good luck and success.  Swastikas were even used by Native American cultures in the early eras.

It was the Nazis that evilly twisted the symbol into one of horror and hate. 

However, I never knew just how common swastikas are in Buddhist temples in China and Taiwan.  I do not remember seeing any during my 2008 trip to Asia.

It was pointed out to me that Buddhist swastikas are left facing while Nazi swastikas are right facing.  However, as that is not so obvious to viewers, it is startling for westerners to see swastikas on products originating from China and Japan.

To Buddhists, the swastika represents eternity.

So, to all my Jewish friends, feel free to visit Buddhist temples in Asia and do so with a feeling of genuine kindness.


In Longshan Buddhist Temple, Taipei.

Feel welcome to enter

Monday, July 30, 2012

Terror In Wuhan!!


by Steve Reiss (Dalmdad Landscape Photography - www.dalmdad.com and https://www.facebook.com/Dalmdad.)

Part II of II (Click here for Part I)

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April 1, 2012 – Wuhan, China.  Raymond and I were standing at the curb in front of a botanical gardens in search of a taxi.  However, few taxis seemed to patrol this area and none that did were empty.  The only available taxis were “black-market” taxis.  Black market taxis are unmarked vans that pull up to you, slide open their street-side door, and offer you a ride with a driver smile reminiscent of a child abductor waving a lollipop.  No taxi certifications, fare schedule meter, licenses, or guarantee of not getting kidnapped.  I refused to even consider taking this risk despite my growing frustration with our inability to get a real taxi.

We blew the only “real taxi” opportunity we had.  A taxi pulled up to the curb to drop off a young woman.  We ran over to the taxi, preparing to climb in the taxi once the young woman got out.  However, she was not getting out of the taxi; she was arguing with the driver.  I asked Raymond what they were arguing about.  He told me she was telling the driver that she forgot her wallet and had no money on her.  I asked Raymond how much was her fare.  In US dollars it was some ridiculously small amount of money (as are many things in China).  I suggested to Raymond that we pay the girl’s fare and drag her out of the taxi, so we can have it.  However, by the time Raymond realized I was serious and tried to decide whether to do it, the taxi took off. Raymond said the taxi was taking the young woman to somewhere she could hook up with friends that could pay her fare. 

We blew it.

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Our only remaining option was taking a bus.  Just the line for getting on a bus was about three buses long (this forming a line was  strange because as shown below from earlier this day, Chinese prefer rushing the bus, rather than waiting in line).  Oh, and Raymond was not sure which bus to take.  We agreed to take any bus and when the bus traveled into a more 'taxi friendly' area, we would get off the bus and transfer to a taxi. 

We did have some luck.  Buses were frequent and took such huge numbers of people at a time, the wait was not as long as we might have guessed.  We managed to just not make it on the previous bus.  Therefore, we would be one of the first riders on the next bus and with this timing we would be lucky or unlucky enough to get choice seats.  We took the seats just across the aisle from the bus’ back doors.  I had the window seat and Raymond had the aisle.

At this first stop, the bus loaded far beyond capacity  and then after pulling away it stopped at a few more touristy areas around the lake, picking up even more and more people, that calmly and quietly squeezed closer and closer together, completely filling in the aisle until the next stop came and even more people got on despite probably far exceeding the capacity of the bus.  It’s impossible to describe just how filled the bus got and how many Wuhan-locals were staring (often blankly) towards, but not directly at, the one non-Chinese person around…me.



Scenes From a Wuhan Bus Stop
The Chinese do not usually form lines - its first come, first on.

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By now, it was starting to get dark out, making it hard to judge where we were or whether empty taxis were around.  Yeah, I was getting worried.  But the worst was still to come.

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Raymond looked straight at me and said, “Let’s get off at the next stop.”

I said, “How are we going to get off?”  The bus was completely over-packed similar to the old skits where dozens of clowns stuffed into a VW Bug or Mini Cooper pop out.  The entire aisle between us and the rear door was filed three or four wide with people and  there were even people standing on the steps leading from the aisle down to the rear door.

Raymond’s words of wisdom and experience to me were “just push your way out; keep pushing.”

My response was “you’re crazy.”  But I saw Raymond grabbing his bag and getting ready to “race for” the rear door.

As Raymond and I were not chained together like a chain gang, there was a possibility of Raymond getting off this bus without me.  Just the thought of this possibility ratcheted up my anxiety level to about 8/10.  Raymond, not having my size liabilities would be easier able to squeeze his way through the highly compressed crowd.  Raymond did not need to make a path, he could just move among the tiny spaces in between the riders. Me, I would have to bulldoze my large frame across the aisle, making my own path down the steps. while moving against the rush of people trying to get on the bus at the rear door (allowed or tolerated in China).

The bus stopped, but for whatever reason the driver did not open the rear doors. Raymond was already half way into the crowded aisle and as I moved to follow him, people already wedged passed me and took our seats, so if we did not get off here, we would be joining the standers.

There was some screaming in Mandarin as Raymond told the driver to open the rear doors.

The rear doors opened.

At that moment, I just followed Raymond and his directions and pushed my way towards the open door.  Creating my own path as pushing through the densely-packed crowd while guarding my pockets, my backpack and my passport, I just kept pushing.  Each step for me was small and the rear door did not seem to get any closer.  Anxiety level: 9/10.

If this game of “follow the leader” were playing out in NYC, I am sure I would have been cursed out, at least, and punched in the face, at most.  Pushing your way off a Chinese bus completely disregards the American concept of “personal space” and “keep your hands to yourself.”  I just followed Raymond’s instructions and kept pushing my way towards the door, disregarding who or what I was rubbing against.  Such vigorous person-to-person contact is accepted as a fact of life in crowded China. 

Raymond made it off.  Anxiety level: 10/10.  I had no idea how long that door would remain open and whether I would be able to push enough people out of my way to get through it before it closed.  Shoving yet even more aggressively against the crowd and down the steps, I was finally squirted out of the rear door, luckily not losing my balance on the last step and falling face down or face up in the street.

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We had no clue where in Wuhan we were and it was now late dusk.  Anxiety level back to a reasonable 7/10.  At least I made it off the bus.


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We now managed to catch a taxi; a legal taxi.  I tossed my backpack in the empty backseat and then crawled in after it, like I had done many times on this trip, while Raymond took the passenger seat and spoke with the driver.

My first impression was the driver was going to kick us out of the taxi.  From my sense of listening to the tone of the Mandarin conversation between Raymond and the driver and the driver’s wildly waving hands, either the driver did not know where we wanted to go or he just did not want to take us.  We still had not pulled away from the curb.

The driver finally pulled away from the curb while arguing with his dispatcher over the radio about where we were going.  I still figured there was a chance we would get thrown out of the taxi, but Raymond told me the driver figured out where we were going.  However, since it was rush hour and we were so far out of way, it would take about an hour.  I didn’t care.  The ride would at least allow me to calm down.  I could sit back here and relax despite the fact that the driver was screaming and hand waving at Raymond the whole trip.  On went the ear buds and on went the Beth Hart.  Beth’s voice and especially her hard-rocking Live at the Paradiso spent plenty of time in my head on this trip.  

Oh, as for the driver's screaming and hand waving, I would later find out that the driver was merely proud of Wuhan and pointing out its sites and major visitors to Raymond.


Saturday, July 28, 2012

Touring Wuhan!!



by Steve Reiss (Dalmdad Landscape Photography - http://www.dalmdad.com/ and https://www.facebook.com/Dalmdad.)

Part I of II

April 1, 2012 – Wuhan, China. I am willing to go on the record and admit to the world that I was terrified.  Yeah, Steve Reiss, “confident man of the world”; who was raised on the "rough" tree-lined, hop-scotch ready streets of NYC and experienced with the subways of London, Paris, NYC, Hong Kong, and Taipei.  However, none of those experiences prepared me for those few minutes of terror.

But I am getting ahead of myself. 

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The first thing Raymond and I did when we got out of the cab at East Lake was eat some barbequed teriyaki mountain lamb, from the Xinjiang province of western China.  In Xinjiang province, the Uyghurs are the largest ethnic group.  Some may recall that back in 2002 there was a controversy as to what to do with Uyghurs kept at Guantanamo Bay.   

The sign below is written both in Mandarin and Uyghur.  BTW, each lamb skewer cost about US$0.31.






Raymond orders for us...

 
Top Line - In Uyghur
Other Lines - Mandarin


   
Made fresh on the spot.
Inexpensive Snack!





























After the lamb...we took pictures of the lake.




Small boats on the largest urban lake in China.














 And we people watched....





 




It was a holiday generally equivalent to a Cherry Blossom Festival












Now, at about 4 PM, it was time leave East Lake to go meet Sandy and her husband for dinner at one of Wuhan’s 5-star hotels (where I created massive confusion by asking for ice).

Can that be as terrifying as I'm hinting?  


You will soon find out...

(Again, thanks to Lisa for help with the translations)

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Over a Billion People but No One Around to do a Good Translation?


by Steve Reiss (Dalmdad Landscape Photography - www.dalmdad.com and https://www.facebook.com/Dalmdad.)


What Does This Mean?
Trash Can-Wuhan, China


April 1, 2012: Wuhan, China.  At East Lake, Wuhan, I pointed out to Raymond this strange sign on a trash can.  He did an instant machine translation on his iPad and said to me, "that's exactly what the Mandarin translates to."  The machine translation was not very helpful; and neither of us understood the point the sign on the trash can was trying to make.

And that is typically the problem.

Clearly, the person or machine that made the translation made a direct word-by-word translation from Mandarin to English.  However, the translator most probably did not understand or take into account that regardless of the language, words and phrases have different meanings in different contexts and when a translator or machine simply goes word-by-word to make its translation from one language to another, the translator does not know which among many meanings for a word or group of words may have the best fit.  Accordingly, without review by a native English speaker fluent in Mandarin, translations are sometimes senseless, and do not say what was really intended.  Wikipedia's article on Chinglish describes how this happens in excellent detail.  The Chinglish article also describes how and why Mandarin to English translations may produce such senseless phrases as: "fried enema"; "slip carefully; to take notice of safe": "the slippery are very crafty".


Raymond tells me the lack of understanding of the meanings of English idioms and expressions (especially in informal oral communications) by my Mandarin-mainly speaking co-workers is why no one in China or Taiwan get my jokes.  The jokes just go right over my co-workers heads and leave painfully blank expressions on them and me
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PS - Raymond is an American of Cantonese background that I work with.  He took me around Wuhan and did most of the speaking.  He will be frequently mentioned in posts from the Wuhan-trip series.

PPS - This sign was not an April Fool's Joke.

PPPS - When I got back to our office in the US, I asked Lisa what she understood this sign to mean.  Lisa is far more experienced in the nuances of Mandarin/English than an iPad.  She said the Mandarin sign is a "caution board" having no relationship to the trash can.  

Rather, the "I" refers to the  plants and grass planted at the base of the trash can and partially seen in the lower right corner of the picture.  "Immature" means the plants were recently planted and have not grown to adulthood (i.e., are not mature).  The second line, "please do not pull and break off" means don't pull out the young sprouting seedlings because they will not leave any roots behind to continue growing.

So, Raymond, his IPad, and I, totally misunderstood the meaning of the sign.